MAJOR DISCLAIMER

This game was made for this year's Worst VN Jam. It is a terrible game, and I feel awful for making it. It's themes and quality does not reflect my views nor standards. You will probably have a terrible time.

Ever Wanted To Date A Door?

Norman Door is just for you! Don't be alarmed by its rigid edges, Norman has got a soft side unlike any other.  Don't you just want to smooch him?

Risk Of Violence?! Sign Me Up!

There are 6 endings in total with an inequal amount of pain, heart throbbing romance, and jaw-dropping dialogue. You'll surely have a fantastic time with Norman.

A Meta Narrative?! Woo!

Everyone loves a self-aware game that comments on itself! Who cares if its poorly written. Surely this will become the next Panley Starable. You just gotta believe ✨

Disclaimer

This game contains raunchy humor, themes of sexual harassment, a neglectful parent, horrible descriptions of flesh and moistness, suggestive(?) imagery, cartoon violence, and themes of depression.

Credits

Art, Dialogue, and Programming by EpyksLion

"Vibing Over Venus" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)