Norman Door
A downloadable door dating sim for Windows, macOS, and Linux
MAJOR DISCLAIMER
This game was made for this year's Worst VN Jam. It is a terrible game, and I feel awful for making it. It's themes and quality does not reflect my views nor standards. You will probably have a terrible time.
Ever Wanted To Date A Door?
Norman Door is just for you! Don't be alarmed by its rigid edges, Norman has got a soft side unlike any other. Don't you just want to smooch him?
Risk Of Violence?! Sign Me Up!
There are 6 endings in total with an inequal amount of pain, heart throbbing romance, and jaw-dropping dialogue. You'll surely have a fantastic time with Norman.
A Meta Narrative?! Woo!
Everyone loves a self-aware game that comments on itself! Who cares if its poorly written. Surely this will become the next Panley Starable. You just gotta believe ✨
Disclaimer
This game contains raunchy humor, themes of sexual harassment, a neglectful parent, horrible descriptions of flesh and moistness, suggestive(?) imagery, cartoon violence, and themes of depression.
Credits
Art, Dialogue, and Programming by EpyksLion
"Vibing Over Venus" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Honestly, I never thought about dating a door before, but all I can say is... don't knock it til you try it!
Seriously, though, I laughed way too much with this. Thank you for making a sexy door dating sim. It was a delight to play.
Smooching the door was mighty fine on a morning like this
Ayo? Is it the Clock himself?! Nice! Thank you so much for playing this absolute mistake of a game. Glad you enjoyed it!
door/10, i got to buck my hips against some nice morning wood.
I can't believe I missed that joke while writing this, aaaaaaa